September222014

brooklyn-grace:

my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.

yay

attacks

(via jonesie21)

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rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

(via fueledby-fuentes)

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bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

(via africandad)

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“Not everyone you lose is a loss.” (via po3tree)

(Source: starlate, via africandad)

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(Source: rock-will-survive, via africandad)

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officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

(via africandad)

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evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

(via releasethesluts)

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stilezs:

this is so real

stilezs:

this is so real

(via africandad)

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  • me: fuck men. stupid useless-ass crea-
  • me: *sees average boy*
  • me: oooooooooo
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caswantsmetochangethisurl:

cellokind:

bluhbluhhugedork:

  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY

(via releasethesluts)

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du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via releasethesluts)

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vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

(via releasethesluts)

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